Whenever I meet someone new, I try to sound really cool

lmaogtfo:

but I usually just end up being like:
 

(Source: st0ry-0f-my-awkward-lif3)

When you want to say something and then you realize that the person you’re talking with shouldn’t know about it.

lmaogtfo:

“AND - oh, nevermind” 

(Source: did-you-ever-believe)